State of the Planet? Which One is Bush On?

Good planets are hard to find and after last night's State of the Union, we have to wonder which one this President is on. After making a mess of America and ignoring global warming, this president wants to make a bold move and end our dependence on foreign oil in 20 years. We went to the moon in only ten years. Oh, and that bold goal wasn't just to end ALL of our dependence on foreign oil, just 75 %. I guess 100% oil independence will take another 20 years.

Maybe we could send this President to the moon on our country's next space launch. He doesn't belong on this planet.