The Taxes Two Step (or the SBT Breakdown)...

The lovely wizard kitten gives us a dance lesson over at MichiganLiberal.

How to Dance Like Dick: Today's lesson- the SBT Shuffle (+)

by: wizardkitten

Sun Oct 08, 2006 at 20:36:38 PM EDT

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(for dj, who sounds bored...)

Pay attention. This one gets tricky in spots, and incorporates many different moves taken from all forms of traditional Republican dance. For your convenience, the moves to the SBT Shuffle are recorded here, starting at 35:38 on the tape.

Are you properly warmed up? Good. Let's begin.

Cue the band. A-one, a-two, a-three...

Question: Mr. DeVos, how much do you favor replacing, once we do away with the SBT, and if it is a billion dollars short of what we are currently taking in, where do you propose we make a billion dollars worth of cuts?

Simplified; how much replaced, where do we cut.

Now watch as Dick does the SBT Shuffle, complete with notes to help you learn the steps.

DeVos: Well, Charlie... um... I think... uh... the Governor once again is... uh... it's just... it's just, it's just so disappointing to hear continued references to what happened four years ago... and when violent crime is up 12% as you point out just last year...

Start your dance with words that have nothing to do with the question before you. Step to the side, and then step to the side again, totally changing direction as you go.

Let us know what you can add...